For those who don't understand Shembeteng, Ray was asking, "Hi Safaricom, niko na shida kidogo. Mtu akitaka kureplace simcard hueda wapi? (Hi Safaricom, I have a small issue. Where can I go to replace my sim card?)"
Safaricom responded in fluent Shembeteng, here is a translation, "Enda duka yoyote yetu na ID yako, Ray. ^MZ. (Go to any of our shops with your ID, Ray.)"
Here are some reactions from the undefeated people of the internet.
Laroh Tonui Cholyo: Safaricom nakulombotov leo tu.
Stanley Cheruiyot: Safaricom PLC should now be disbanded and everyone to go home π π π π
John Gikuru: Safarimbiticom mnajumbataako hii lumbatagha ua ubwakini
Cate Catrina: πππππhuyu admin wenyu ni mnomare
Felix Owino Jr.: πππππππππ i have not laughed before πππ
Ben Manyore: Alah nani admin
Bosibori Moruri: I'd never laughed this loud!πππ
Oliver Nyanducha: Kwisha waTz hawatatuelewa tena
Faith Mwikali: Wueh, hadi 'see translation' wako nje pia.
Timoh Ngeera: Please shun this dirty language π it will have negative impact to our Young ones Reply4h Kipng'enoh Elvis π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Arch Dennis Nyagah HomesBuild: These are the dudes that will Come to ask for our daughter's hand in marriage after 20 years.... I hope someone is not kidding
Zettyline Nafula: π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£safaricom pia hujionea mambo ...mimi nilical juzi kuwasalimia tu
Mary Mutheu Mweu: Aki hii ni kikamba ya majuuππππ
Fred Fred: Sheng evolving faster than anything else. Even youths themselves cant keep up
Lynn Mosonik: #legalize weed.
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