Kenyans share weird reasons they were dumped

Some say their partners broke up with them due to their high appetite in the bedroom.

• Breakups hurt no matter how soon they happen.

• Some says they never broke up adding that their partners ghosted on them.

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Most of us have been dumped at one time or another.

The big question is what was the reason behind the dumping?

Some people have caught their partners cheating with their 'cousins' while others were told 'it's not you, it's me."

Below are some of the hilarious reasons Kenyans were dumped

Kairetu Kairu N Nyokabi: Ati he is broke he cannot manage to maintain me. one month later he had a girlfriend.

Pinky Maina: That I was way too tall. My height intimidated him.. Kulikuwa na ka ukweli, I used to look down on him.

Thy Sparks: He said he wants us to end the relationship and be friends because we are better off as friends and he doesn't want anything to come between us..Gakoma kau.

Møh Maureen Abijah: Suruali zangu za cotton hazikumfurahisha... He preferred lace over my mother's union type.... Saa hii Bado Ako kwa streets of character development.

Jaber Nyar Maro: Son of Yusufu said that I was too much for him in terms of coitus and he was afraid that I would cheat on him if he doesn't rise to occasion! 

Sasa kupenda lungula ni kitu ya kucomplain. Left him and he started stalking me saying that he actually misses the good times. Sasa kama aliomba Mungu ampe wa round moja na ikatimia, who should be blamed? Anyway looking back I'm just glad it ended!

Rehab Mamake Ella: A friend of mine aliambiwa yeye si wife material after spending the day cooking and cleaning for that guy.

I was heartbroken for her. My friend has been happily married for over 8 years now and the guy fell and died in the bathroom like 5 years ago. Am glad he dint want her coz I would be dealing with a widow best friend and that is even worse.

SOURCE: Mamake Bobo

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