Sonko Finally Unveils His Emergency Service

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

If you are ever in trouble or you are in your livingroom and can hear your neighbour getting robbed, do not just cower in fear and pray that the thieves do not target you next. Get your phone, dial up one of Sonko's emergency hotlines and then cower in fear and proceed to pray to the good Lord you do not get targeted.

Is there a fire around where you live? Do not congregate there like you are attending a bonfire or a maize roasting festival. First alert Sonko's emergency team then attend the fanfare at the bonfire. And the numbers you should be calling are: