He Is Hurting: Comedian Njugush Writes A Touching Letter To Avril

Piece by: Tracy Mutinda
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Comedian Njugush has always been able to crack our ribs with his endless jokes. He is growing pretty fast in the comedy industry and giving his counterparts a run for their money.

Well, trust Njugush to always think outside the box and come up with something super unique. He has gone ahead to write a letter to Avril, asking her what he did wrong and what happened to their relationship.

Don't get it twisted. This Avril he's talking about is not the singer, but a boat. Yes, he has a boat called Avril, and this boat has not been loyal to him of late.

Read his moving message to Avril below:

"This is aBOAT our love Avril.Where did I go wrong Avril???

We used to overcome all the tides together.

Our love was safe tulitumia MASHUA

Chama chetu kilikua CANOE.

Where did I go wrong Avril.

Avril kama ni chaama zote tumeenda hata MELI-go round.

What made you make aboat turn.

Tell me Aboat it...... I wish you would see how mathogothanio iv become.Siku hizi naskia unaonekana Kaka Empire, huku umeacha nikikula moto yani kaka e fire....Oooh avril I no longer go to the see....I miss you Avril. I rem tukikosa food tulikua tunapika SHIP unasema ina mafuta mob.

All the clothes you ever wanted boatique after boatique.

I always worSHIPed you......Avril I miss you

Saa hii navaaga ma boatie nefeel nikama najinyonga..... Signed Njugush the fisherman

Regards..."