“Man, I don’t know what to do with her!”

Everybody knows that barbers also double up as relationship experts, therapists, financial advisers and enablers. Today we are going to explore why you shouldn’t introduce your barber to your girlfriend.

Imagine that you have just had the usual relationship arguments...

“I cant believe that you forgot my cats birthday!”

An intense argument ensues.

You walk out of the door clenching your fist “I'm going for a walk!!!”

...but we all know that you are going to visit your barber.

“Give me the regular fresh fade”, after which you proceed to tell him the story.

“I started dating her two years after I met you… remember when I used to love bald haircuts but she preferred the fade instead?”

The thing about your barber is that he knows much… probably too much!

He knows the time you almost cheated, he knows your exes, he knows whether you are planning to break up or finally settle down and he knows all the lies you have told.

Your barber can never meet your babe and it should stay that way.