"THE applicant must have a masters degree, five-years experience, tech-savvy, computer literate blah blah blah..." Just forget about these kind of cliché qualifications that most employers demand from job seekers, mostly for white collar jobs.

Now, Ongielo Primary School in Kisumu is deemed to have been looking for a security guard, aka watchman. Primary qualifications for any interested candidate are; be able to speak in Dholuo and Kiswahili, hold at least a K.C.P.E certificate and a national identification card.

But these other "mandatory" qualifications are a bit physical. The candidate MUST be able to Run, Hide and Fight!