• Wajackoyah has now promised to export Hyena meat and hyena testicles to China if elected president, as another way of creating employment and creating more money for the country.
• The professor of law said he believes Kenya doesn't hyenas and he will capitalise on them since their testicles are much more valuable than Marijuana.
Presidential candidate, Professor Wajackoyah is a man who keeps on surprising us with his plans to make Kenya a financially independent nation and one free from any debts.
He has now promised to export Hyena meat and hyena testicles to China if elected president, as another way of creating employment and creating more money for the country.
Wajackoyah said this during his manifesto launch at the Kenyatta International Conventional Center, much to the delight of those in attendance.
The professor of law said he believes Kenya doesn't hyenas and he will capitalise on them since their testicles are much more valuable than Marijuana. Other commodities he intends to export includes, Marijuana, dog meat and snake venom.
"But we shall export dog meat to China, we shall export hyena meet to china. Because we don't need hyenas in our country, Chinese eat hyenas," he said amid claps.
Adding, one thousand male hyenas have two thousand testicles and I hear hyena testicles are used as medicine in China. Therefore, testicles are much more valuable than ganja, one testicle goes for around Sh6million. So we shall export Hyena meat, dog meat and also hyenas!"
Under the same breath, the Roots party candidate opened up about how he survived a python attack that could have claimed his life, from when he was a kid.
Wajackoyah went ahead to lift his shirt in a bid to show the right side of his ribs where he still has marks from a python attack from when he was a young boy.
"All these (pointing at his ribs) are injuries inflicted by a python when I was a young boy, how it really squeezed me to swallow me thank God I am still alive." He said.
Adding, So I know the dangers of the snake but the good part of it, the good part of that snake I am talking about is that it is carrying something in it that it is very productive that will give us one billion US dollars per year."
Wajackoyah continues to maintain that his government will look for unconventional ways to make money, to make sure the normal mwananchi is wealthy and the country is debt free.
Here are reactions from Kenyans,
King Mungai: Ameanza kuchoma sasa 😂😂😂😂 na vile alianza vizuri
Malkia: Huyu ni comedian bangi inamuonyesha vitu zake😂😂
Lydia: Tingiza mtiiiii😂
Nicanor: Time to tap on our natural resources and birthright and make profit from it.
Prince: This guy is overworking bana... 😂
Bonny Raymond: ingiza mti😂