Meet The Kenyan Celebrities Notorious For Stealing People's Wives

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Entertainment

There are celebrities who are such sexual beasts they emanate enough pheromones to attract the women to themselves. And they can therefore not be held responsible for what results from said animal magnetism. no really, that was not a troll line, it's the gospel according to St. Uncle Chim Tuna. In the

immortal words of Big Snoop Dog, "Your b.... chose me!"

And the entertainers whom you have to be very careful around include:

Gabu

The P-unit lad has such strong animal magnetism that he managed to make one of Telkom-Orange's executives- Angela Mumo leave her husband. Well, she was at the telecommunication company but has since moved to Microsoft. And though the story was a P.R nightmare for the lass, so astute is she that the story was nothing more than a whisper when it got to me.

The allegations have it that Angela Mumo up and left her husband and took herself and her children over to Gabu's waiting arms.

Hussein Machozi

The Tanzanian crooner was in Coast Province enjoying the best Kenya has to offer which allegedly included a Coast politicians wife. And after exerting himself at the sport of bed-hopping, he allegedly received a thorough beating for his efforts! But that was not his fault, what is he supposed to do if his pheromones attract your wife? You should keep her locked right?

Prezzo

From Goldie to being accused by a Coastal man of having bedded his wife, Prezzo is the one Kenyan artist who can sing along to Tupac's "I Get Around" and actually relate to most of the song.