Just a few weeks ago, I was watching the a trap music video whose theme was a weird wedding. It was so funny such that I kept playing it over and over. The bride and bridegroom were not ready for the union as they kept sliding into other people’s DMs.

This inspired me to be prepared when my wedding day comes.

Fast forward, I am thinking of what would be the worst thing to happen on the eve of your wedding. Let’s say you decide to turn up with your buddies. You go to the most popular club in town for your ‘bachelor’s party’.

There’s loads of good music and ample drinks at your disposal -- mostly bought by your friends because it is your D-Day...your time to let go of your business as usual and embrace a new, settled kind of lifestyle.

You leave the joint at let’s say 1AM, the next day you wake up at 7.30AM! Whoa! Your head is literally spinning, you can’t think straight and you don’t even know where to start! Your pals are strewn all over the seats, some snoring and nobody is ready for the big day. You are supposed to report to the wedding venue at 9!

Quickly, you dash to the bathroom, take a cold shower but it changes nothing. “Hauna network!”. You all try having breakfast to clear your minds but it also does nothing to make the situation better!

Finally, you decide to go to the fridge to get a cold bottle of water, thinking this is your last option. Just in the vicinity is a pack of Red Bull! You literally scream and tell your homies about it. They scramble for the cans and 20 minutes later, you are all refreshed and got your own wings!

That’s what you should do if the situation ever gets to this.

Just this morning at my workplace, I was feeling misplaced and not thinking clearly. I ordered Red Bull from a nearby restaurant. That’s how I managed to type this out, flawlessly.

#RedbullGivesYouWings!