Oh my word! Now I understand why the resident Dholuo enthusiast Kwarula Otieno is always being told "Ujaluo ni gharama". And I cannot even complain about it at this point because it is proving to be true. And none other than Willis Raburu is about to find out just how true it is.

You see, Luo enthusiasts of all shapes and sizes are set to celebrate 'everything Luo' tomorrow and Willis Raburu was not going to be the only one to be left behind. So he got out a drop-top BMW and decided his wrist game had to match the car.

So out came the Hublot... A Fake Hublot! Bah! A Hublot with branding... An enormous unsightly logo just below the... You know what, just look at the damn thing yourself:

An original Hublot of the same kind looks something like this:

And costs 10,000$... And that Hublot Mr. Raburu has on? 3,000kshs!