Now that you chose to read this, I know you may be frustrated that the hottest chic you wanted to have in your life ended up going abroad, not to study or work, but to bear kids for an old mzungu. Let's not even go far. Here in Kenya, you may have been eyeing a petite, well endowed chic in the neighborhood.

She promised you that once she graduates from campus, you'll be the first to taste the honey pot. Hahaha...then you ended up seeing her post her latest pictures with an old-a** sponsor on Facebook and Instagram. Well, let me teach you why she'll always flirt with you but always end up giving it to the white, filthy rich guy.

1. You're a broke man

First things first! If a lady knows that you're broke and the first priority she has in life is money, you're messed. I mean, she'll play with you all she wants and in the end, she'll move on with another man - preferably white, much to your dismay. When you go for a lady who's almost the same age as you are, is not employed, this is most likely to happen. She has to weigh options between investing in an indefinite future, or going for ready made, smooth and responsibility-free life. She wants to cruise in a Chrysler and not want to board a matatu with you to Nairobi CBD, feel me homie? Save yourself the pain, bro. Work hard and all the beautiful women you've ever wanted will come rushing your way.

2. You are timid

So you've made your first move. The next thing you find yourself doing is engaging in shallow conversations about how her day was and what she prefers doing during her free time, a week after you got acquainted! What are you trying to do? Preparing to be a good dad? You should have expressed your interest a long time ago. This makes her feel that you're not gentleman enough. You do not ask her out on a date, you do not take charge of conversations and worse still, you text her all the time as if you're idle. This make her feel that you're inadequate enough. By the time you declare your interest, she'll have moved on to someone better, again, a white, filthy rich dude. You'll end up losing your sh*t and being directionless in life due to unreciprocated love.

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3. You are also a player

This happens when you have over 400 contacts on your phone and 99 percent of them are women. You're flirting with all of them at the same time. Worse still, most of them are in the same circle. When they meet up, they'll just laugh at you and decide to f*ck you up big time. You'll always get a "No" from all of them. They'll end up dating other guys and you'll be a spectator. That's why the girl you're in love with will always end up marrying a 'muzungu' and your lame self will be left wasted in self-pity.

4. She prefers cute babies in the future

No, I am not saying that you're ugly bro. Let me give you a scenario; just take your chic to one of the high-end restaurants in town. You'll notice her shameless behaviour; swooning on white men's beard. She would be saying, 'Oh my God...he can really gerrit,' if her pals were in your company. She'll flirt with you all she wants, promise you heaven (you know what I mean) but in the end, you'll end up being an invitee to her wedding. She'll be going to Atlantis, Dubai or MGM Grand in Las Vegas while you work your way to success, 8 to 5. You better get married to your job already.

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5. You lie about your real status

When you first met, you lied that you live in a posh suburb in Nairobi. She was dolled up and smiley throughout the date. But at the end of the week, when she came to visit you, she found that you live in a cheap apartment. She'll pretend to be okay but will cut you off very slowly. That's why you'll end up getting shocked one morning...you'll see her latest man on your Instagram feed. Do you want that to happen? So what's the way forward? Just be true to yourself. Listen to your instincts and you'll avoid such a scenario.