Unique reason why Jeff Koinange can't make it to be in the Budesko list

Piece by: Peninah Njoki
Lifestyle

In case you did not know there is a new breed of men known as 'Budeskos'.

They are classy, stylish, wealthy and rock white beards/heads (yaani ni silver fox).

Among people who make it to the list include Mombasa governor Hassan Joho.

Radio Presenter Mwalimu King'ang'i is for the opinion that Jeff Koinange needs to change a few things to make it to the list.

Speaking to his co-host Maina Kageni on their morning show, he said,

'Jeff Koinange is not in the list. Unless aache kushinda aki dye hio nywele yake after every few days.

Budesco's thrive on white hair. Aachane na hio mambo ya curl kit.'

According to Mwalimu King'ang'i Jeff has all the below characteristics needed to be a budesko but something has failed him.

He is

  • Financially loaded.
  • Classy.
  • Have machismo in bed.
  • Driving classy/vintage cars.
  • Good etiquette.
  • Know how to treat a woman.
  • Self reliant.

But he fails the list because he has failed to embrace his white hair, instead opting to hide it under coal black dye.

One of the major rules within the Budesko Sacco is for one to embrace their white hair with no shame or fear.

It would also add him a few points if he lets his beard grow a little longer.

But from how we know him, Jeff hawezani. He is team #ForeverYoung.

Not that being in team budesko adds any value but men love the thrill of knowing they drive women crazy even in their  'old age'.

Ladies, which Kenyan celebrity/politician do you consider a budesko?