Wazungu manenos! Where to get white women cheaply in Kenya

Piece by: Geoffrey Mbuthia
Lifestyle

White women are a rarity for most Kenyan men as they mostly keep themselves in cocoons. There are different in colour but different does not necessarily mean better.

Queen Latifah once said:

Beauty is not just a white girl. It's so many different flavors and shades. 

But for the sake of this article it is. This is for the ninjas who want a white woman and have been wondering how to get close to....... to do what exactly? Yes, I am asking you who likes white women. Will you freeze or take the proverbial plunge and try game the woman?

This list is for the most likely places you will find white women, Meaning they are accessible as long as you ain't a creep. If you are a budding gigolo with dreads and all, this article ain't for you. Go to the coast. There are plenty of lonely white cucu's that need some of that jungle pole.

So we begin:

Molly's

This club is dirt-cheap and is in the heart of Westlands. It attracts the white folk in large numbers. Best days are Saturday's but be prepared for multiple cock-blockers.

Alchemist 

This club on Parklands Road has a large retinue of white females. But be warned, the music there is as white as white gets! What does that even mean? Google is your friend.

Jay's Kitchen

This restaurant in upmarket Muthangari has many white women visiting it for its reputed good food. Will you visit it for its guests?

Que Pasa

This restaurant is located at Karen shopping center and has a sizable white presence. This is due to the fact that Karen has a large contingent of children of white colonial settlers.

Museums and tourist attractions

Yes. This one is truly appalling and intrusive. But they do congregate here though. Thing is, they are not socializing but exploring. But if you have coconuts down there and feel like you are worth being explored then take a visit to the museum and strike up a conversation with a white lady.

The results will be stunning. A slap on the face or rejection. What do you have to lose?