Badala Ya Kushika Risasi Ni Heri Huyu Ashike Mimba! Meet The New Sexiest Female Gangster Hessy Is Now Going After!

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

I have no idea what is drawing all these PYTs to a life of crime but one thing that is clear is that they are flocking to it like moths to a flame.

This reminds me of the Greek story of Icarus. For those of you who didn't read outside of your syllabus, Icarus was the son of master craftsman Daedalus who was contracted by the king of Crete to create a labyrinth that could contain a man-eating monster called Minotaur.

When this was done, the king kept Daedalus against his will as a sort of high profile prisoner, all in the hopes that he would serve him.

Daedalus escaped by fashioning wings that he held together using wax. He warned his son Icarus not to fly too close to the sun but in his youthful exuberance and folly, Icarus ignored his father as we often do and the gods punished him for it. His wings melted and he plummeted to his death.

The moral of this story (no, it isn't tangential) is what Waswahili say:

"Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na ulimwengu"

That is the crux of our story. These little girls are disregarding their parents' warning and running in with a bad crowd. Running that is, on a road that will only lead to death. And the latest beauty Hessy wa Kayole has now set his sights on is this hottie:

Anyway, live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse.