Nairobi is a beautiful city full of hundreds of estates. But did you know that people who stay in these estates have different characteristics from guys in other areas like say Mombasa city?

Well, here are characteristics of people who stay in various Nairobi estates. Go through them and enjoy:

1. KIBERA

Hooligans, fanatics, clever fools, idol worship, ujinga, ushamba anything negative resides here. Hapa kila…

2. PIPELINE

They all work in Industrial Area.

3. MAKONGENI, KALOLENI, JERICHO, MBOTELA, BAHATI, UHURU ETC ETC

All those utahama lini children live here, as for girls, they have 3 or 4 children and they still live with their parents.

4. KIAMBU

Hapa utapata watoto wa superheroes, president, ministers, ICC coaches and they’ve super ladies trained to kill their husbands in future once he accumulates wealth to a specific proportion!!!!!

5. EASTLEIGH

You can buy anything you want here, they are so good they can clone your mother as long as you have cash. People here are totally unhygienic, nyama hushikwa na miguu ikikatwa, mate yanarusharushwa ovyo ovyo

6. NGARA

Student centre …..hapa ukitaka kuona dame Masai, Borana, Oromo utapata… Students everywhere.

7. ZIMMERMAN

All prostitutes, strippers and single mothers live here.

8. UMOJA

All alcoholics live here, infact there are more bars in Umoja than shops.

9. DANDORA, KAYOLE, HURUMA

Role models here are thugs and conductors, in fact here the more you get arrested the bigger your celebrity status. The more cat shoes and silver chains you wear …the more your celebrity status. Hapa disco matanga za wezi ni daily.

10. KARIOBANGI

The home of all counterfeits, they are so good at this that they even made their own currency…. BANGLA Pesa.

11. KAWANGWARE

Home of busaa and very tight security as all the neighbours are in the security industry – Ni Masoulja (Wochmende)

12. BURUBURU, KOMAROCK, DONHOLM, LANGATA, SOUTH B AND SOUTH C

All these are Runda’s wannabe. Hapa kizungu ni mingi na mtu akiingia kwa nyumba anaongea Kiswahili ama mother tongue.