Raila Odinga

Are you ready to go to Canaan come August 8th?

Well, Kenyans have taken the Canaan thing too far. Have you seen the memes and jokes about Canaan trending online?

LEAKED! NASA’s CRAZY Canaan Entourage Program Surfaces

Well, here are some of them:

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Canaan

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Nauliza hivi?
Tukifika pale canaan ;

1) wale madem wamebeba haga bigie bigie Ndio wataitwa Haggai?
2) Masufferer ndio watakuwa Wafarisayo??
3) Je Wakorino ndo watakuwa Wakorintho?
4) Na Roommate’s watakuwa Warumi???
5) Na Madame watakuwa kwa salon Thesalonians?
6) Waluhya wanapenda ugali yao Wagalilayo???????
7) walevi watakua waleviticus

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Damascus Locality-Ksh.500,000
Canaan CBD Town Center-Ksh. 1.6M
Bethlehem Town-Ksh. 450,000 but area ya the Manger inachezea 500k
Jordan Town Center -ksh.250,000
Jericho Condominium( na so ile Jericho ya Eastland’s kwetu) 1.8M
Emmaus ranches 250000 installment inakubaliwa hapa
Villas with the view of River Jordan 1.7M
HAKUNA BEDSITTER CANAAN…hizi tuliacha Githurai na Roysambu.

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*Hii story ya canaan inanibamba. Ati Wenye wanapenda ugali kama waluhya…. Wataitwa Wagalilayo?

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https://twitter.com/sabasmagige/status/892390952144297984;

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Canaan

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Canaan

 

 

 

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