There is new wannabe socialite in town; Sandra Kaluki. She has been trending on social media under the hashtag #AskSandraKaluki for the past 48 hours after posting salacious photos of herself for men especially team mafisi to notice her.

Seriously? In this time and age who still posts nudies? Sandra stop embarrassing your fellow women. You can do something better with your body. You are fearfully and wonderfully made. But wait, have your parents or close relatives seen these photos? If not, what would they say after seeing them? What do you think their reactions will be?

Anyway, that's none of our business, do your thing boo and we wish you all the best but below are the 4 things you should know:

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1. Kenyans Are Tired Of Nude Photos

Many upcoming socialites have tried and it failed, and a good example is Pesh Lema your tribemate. She has sunk into oblivion. She thought that after exposing her flesh to the world, she would become a Kim Kardashian; sorry for her, men feasted with their eyes and forgot about her. Be wise sweetheart. Hio yote ni VANITY!

2. You should have posted the nudes on Instagram or Facebook, not Twitter!

You should have consulted any of the big 3 (Vera, Huddah or Corazon) before dishing out your pics. Potential clients are found on Instagram; Twitter is more of brands and bigwigs, a platform where people go to get news (trending/hot news for that matter) while Facebook is for kids (most of them are 90's babies). At least you would have gotten more numbers on IG. The 2,213 followers you have gotten so far on Twitter is embarrassing! Wacha "kuaimbisha" Kaos.

3. Establish or spot "potential" friends

You should have gotten a group of fashionable friends (probably your fellow wannabes) that portray the kind of socialite you would like to be, hence making an impact wherever you go. In this case, you should have looked for Vanessa Chettle to introduce you to the industry's big wigs, teach you how to survive in the flooded industry and also how to carry yourself around especially when you are hanging out in "sponsors" zone.

4. Learn to be patient

Haraka Haraka haina Baraka! You should have gone to all the notable events in Nairobi, post the photos across all your social media platforms then unleash your nudies one at a time just like the likes of Vera and Huddah do. That way Team Mafisi would have something to anticipate for all the time! But due to impatience, there you are, embarrassed and humiliated. But wait, did you just create a paybill account number for your followers to pay a registration fee of 500/- so as to view your nude pics and videos? 'Bish' please, give us a break!!!