There is a great saying in modern lingo. It goes like this “no one is ugly just broke.” And this wise phrase is proven in a very public way as we see ugly Kenyan male celebs marry very attractive women every day.
In Kenya we say:
“Mwanamme ni mfuko, sura watavumilia.”
The criteria is pretty simple. Would any of these men be able to get any of the pretty women they have without the money they have? I don’t think so.
Below is the list of fugly men with very hot women:
Harmonize and Jackie Wolper
Wolper must have seen Harmonize as a worthy and very “attractive” back-up to Diamond after she and Diamond failed to work out. The two share an affinity for colouring their hair blonde. Maybe, it was love after all for the former lovers.
Mejja and Erica
The two have been together for close to four years. This truly is love. Look at the size of his head. Biggest rapper in the game? Nah! Biggest head in the game.
Dr. Ofweneke and ex-wife Nicah
The two were married for two years before the comedian split up from his ex-wife. And the way they were such an attractive couple, Huh!!
Harmo Rapa and his girfriend
Not only is Harmo Rapa a doppelganger of Harmonize but he also shares an attraction to women with blonde hair. One of this days we will do a poll of who is more attractive,,,,.uh uglier between Harmo Rapper and Harmonize. Who will win? Biting my nails.
Phil Karanja and Catherine Kamau
Phil Karanja may dress well but that does not stop one from seeing that without his ambition his odds of landing the actress would have been significantly lower.
Colonel Mustapha and Marya
Mustapa is a balding rapper who had his best days many eons ago. But at least he is tall. That must account for former beauties like Marya falling for his charms. Ama ni mjulubeng?
Colonel Mustafa and Noti Flow
Mustafa makes another appearance here with “Kamatia” hitmaker Noti Flow. Maybe she finds him sexy because of his tattoos. Ama?
Prezzo and Noti Flow
What is it with Noti Flow and ugly ninjas. Or is it that she sees a kindred spirit in herself when she goes without make-up?
Vicmass Luodollar and Chimami
This here is the real igwe! Unattractive niggas take notes. Vicmass is your role-model. Repeat after me: “If Vicmass can get an attractive woman, so can I. So can I.” But,,…but,,..but you have to have money! A lot!
Leonardo da Vinci once said:
“The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.”
These are mine, what are yours?