Beggars to bedroom bullies: Types of women you meet when dating

Piece by: Peninah Njoki
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Men say women are complicated but they are not. Truth is dating is like gambling, you never know what prize (woman) you will get.

Here are different types of women you will come across when dating.

Dictators

These are the type of women you hear amakelia bae wake chapati.

They are the kind that will even ask you for your salary at the end of the month.

Bedroom bullies

These women will either make your life in the bedroom hell or they will give you a reason to go home fast after work.

It all depends on how good your libido is.

Beggars

This category majorly consists of girlfriends who are not working and those who are still in campus.

All they do is ask, ask and ask. They never know when to stop even when they are offering nothing in return.

House wives

These women will come to your place clean, cook for you and give you your conjugal rights.

This is despite the fact that some of them are just girlfriends. Sadly some of them end up being dumped.

Stalker

They are women who keep tabs on your love life. Some go the extra mile of picking contacts from your phone and warning other ladies to keep off.

Mrs Clingy

These are women who refuse to let go of a man even when it's obvious they are not wanted anymore.

They will even plead and beg even when they have done no wrong.

Slay queens

These are the type of women who feel like they are God's gift to humankind.

They pretend to be classy though behind the cover they are just plain Jane.

Most live lives they cannot afford at the expense of sponsors.

Fraudsters

These type of women will befriend you, make you feel like you are Prince charming and then they will drug and rob you.

You  meet these types of women mostly in clubs and and other social places.

Chips Funga

We all know what the word means, whether in parties, concerts or clubs there is always one woman who will be chips fungwad.

In some instances the people end up dating but in some scenarios it's a disaster.