Flirts to Mere Brags: Types of drunk men you are likely to meet at a club

Piece by: Peninah Njoki
Lifestyle

Here are different characters you meet in the bar. When the liquor hits you right, here’s how you turn out to be:
The brag
These drinkers will brag about how much money they have, what they can do for you and how your life would change if you associated with them.
They will try belittling you by boasting about how many biashara's they have, whereas in real sense they have nothing.
The flirt
These type of men flirt with every woman who comes their way. They will tell you how se3y you look and how you arouse them.
Woe unto you if you fall for their tricks.
They try their luck by moving from one woman to the other, they will constantly oogle and they have no shred of decency.
The  boxer
Such drinkers always start trouble at every chance they get, they spank ladies, or do other indecent stuff due to intoxication.
They are very vulgar, and refuse to pay despite asking for the most expensive stuff on the menu.

 The apologetic ones

These are the guys that go apologizing to anyone they come along their way. What they apologize about, only them knows.

 The movers

They are the most mobile guys. When it hits them right they move from one table to the other creating unwanted disturbance. They are prone to unending injuries as they end up getting beaten.

They are always a baggage as you have to always keep an eye on them.

 The confessors

These type of drinkers walk around confessing their personal issues.

It could be about how they their wives give them sleepless night or how a certain guy annoys them to death.

They are easy target of getting robbed as they go shouting of how they have loads of cash with them. If they are people who fall victims of getting drugged, it has to be this group.

They spew nasty words all over. They are the type you can’t tone down. You let them be. They are easily irritated and can pick up a fight over petty issues.

The next time you meet such just walk away, they are trouble.

 The quiet ones

They go dumb once intoxicated. They say few or no words at all. They only throw smiles and laugh when the joke is hard enough. They are the cool bros of the squad and are an easy target for “hungry” women.

They rarely create drama whatsoever. They are responsible for bringing sanity to the group. Generally, they are the eyes of the rest.