Twice Unlucky? Mwanaisha Chidzuga's Mother And Husband Lose In Elections

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

The greater common denominator here is Mwanaisha Chidzuga. her mother and husband have failed to clinch either of the posts they were vying for. I jest.

Not about them losing though. You see, Mwanaisha Chidzuga's mother was vying for a Women's rep post in Kwale but the people just weren't feeling her. Or rather they just didn't feel her enough. As of today, she was trailing ODM’s Zuleikha Juma Hassan with over 32, 600 votes in 588 out of 612 polling stations. That ladies and gents is what we call an unassailable lead.

On the other hand, Danson Mungatana fared even worse than his mother in law. his loss was actually so humiliating it should be classified as an act of war on the Mungatanas. According to these contemptible interim IEBC results being broadcast everywhere, Mungatana, mla mamba is suffering from acute indigestion as he is a distant fourth trailing Godhana with over 13,700 votes in 304 out of 307 polling stations; Dhadho Gaddae Godhana (ODM) 25,663 (29.58%), Danson Buya Mungatana (KPP) 11,209  (12.92%).