Everyone and their mother knows that the most beautiful women are found in churches. And if you don't then that probably explains why you're dating Shrek!Now, don't even get it twisted, I am not saying that you cannot find hotties anywhere else but let's face it, the hottest lasses are infact, at church. Why is another issue altogether. Some have probably gone to seek divine intervention to get a man.

Others were dragged their by their parents who are tired of seeing their daughters end up in dead-end relationships. So that had Uncle Chim Tuna wondering which churches have the hottest of God's daughters and after a quick survey among my colleagues, I came up with a rather conclusive list.

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Needless to say, the churches with the most beautiful women are the churches with a young congregation where most of the women are there to get blessed with husbands.

JCC

The pictures will say more than I ever could. I wouldn't mind making one of Kathy Kiuna's many daughters one of my wives.

Nairobi Chapel

Parklands Baptist

Mavuno

This one has the fliest lasses hands down! Fliest ever. Because they are the trendiest and hippest church. never have I heard the gospel of Jesus in so relevant a way to my personal experience -that's what my brother said. He's a born again Christian by the way.

ICC

House Of Grace

NPC Karen

It's in Karen, what more would you have me say to put you on my frame of mind?

Baptist Church

This church has always had the fliest lasses but I have my personal reservations seeing as most migrated to the Parklands branch.

Don Bosco

Located in Upperhill, this is the only Catholic church to make to Uncle Chim Tuna's list. But with good reason. According to my teammate Nyota, the lasses here are worth waking up on Sunday for.

Nairobi Pentecostal (Valley Road)

This church is the church I grew up in so you know it has some fly peoples! But away from that, the youth church here was always vibrant and this alone attracted the fliest lasses around. But I cannot speak for now because I haven't set foot in a church in 9 years.