Queens of crime is an apt name because in another life these girls would be beauty queens.

And my word, I had no idea crime had gotten this sexy! When Cleah Adi Vybz or Clare Mwanii died, I was alittle perturbed by the fact that such beauty had been wasted first on a hardcore criminal and secondly that it was wasted on a lass who lacked ambition.

Such waste.

Then only later to learn that there are even hotter lasses who have decided to tether themselves to gangsters, picked up a gun themselves or run guns for their gangsta baes. The crazy thing is given women's solipsistic nature, they are even more foolhardy than their male baes. Maybe because at the heart of it, the boys know they cannot expect any quarters given.

And Hessy wa Kayole has come out to warn one of the queens of crime I am about to introduce you to and in one of the photos I have, her friends and family are actually warning the hotty to look out for herself and her son. Aye, she's a mother -with no regard for her child's wellbeing.

So now that we have the introductory bit out of the way, ladies and gents, I would like to introduce to you, the beauty queens of crime. And trust that I will only introduce the hot ones. The rest won't even get as much as a footnote -until they get what Hessy wa Kayole has in store for them.

Name: Sling Berry

Affiliation: Gaza

Someone whispered to me she might just be the new queen of Gaza. I haven't the foggiest. How would I? I hustle hard to keep as far away from such people as possible. I do not hustle to be seen, I hustle to disappear. From what I have data mined from her social media account, she is a single mother of one -a son.

Name: Asma Awil Ahmed

Affiliation: Old Town Youth Gang

Her boyfriend was the rumoured gang leader who got killed worse than goats get killed at the abattoir. Let that sink in. Bobocha was killed worse than a goat. He was given bush justice. Street justice is one of the worst ways to go.