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Pornography company Pornhub last Wednesday announced that it will be sending two of its actors to space. The trip will cost 3.4 million dollars, which translates into 330,818,300 shillings. Isn’t that a large sum? The most interesting part of the whole story is that the money is to be crowd funded. I mean, who would cough out that amount to sponsor to humans to go have fun in space?

Colonel Mustapha feels that it is outrageous. He says that he’d rather use that amount of money to do other business.

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“”Three hundred million?! I think the money will benefit them…but as for me, I would have used it to make music. Hao wanajua venye itawabenefit. They are using their knowledge to make money out of this,” he said.

As for me, I’d definitely use the money to buy an island in the Indian ocean; or start a modeling company.

“Knowledge yao ndio inawasaidia, they also have a market for porno but I would have urged them to do other stuff, like selling cars, launching a music studio or any other biashara. However, huwezi change mind yao,” he adds.

This is what rapper Noti Flow had to say:

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“Whaaat?? I don’t know…why can’t I just put that into something else, like a business or something. That’s a lot of money and you can’t be sure if you’ll get that money back in high returns. I could build apartments or something. I would invest.”

Frasha didn’t seem to care about what those dudes do with their money. He felt that the ‘sexploration’ investment is non of his business.

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(Laughing) “Hiyo ni pesa yao. Mtu akiwa na pesa yake kile anataka kufanya nayo si ni shida yake? Mimi natengeneza yangu na kuna vitu nafanya nayo.”

It should be noted that this is not the first time the company is making headlines for outrageous investments. A while back, the company sponsored a football team. Read the article on Mpasho News.

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