Dear Nairobians/slay queens, as you travel upcountry, please represent us well.

Behave.

Unlike in the city where you sleep for long hours, order for fast foods instead of cooking, slay queens will be forced to adjust to the shags schedule.

Well, here are things you should expect when you go to shags.

1. Wake up early

2. Go to the river to fetch water

3. Cooking using three stones

4. The network in some remote areas is very poor. Expect to be offline (mteja)

5. No wearing hotpants! Dress decently especially if you're visiting your in-laws

Also, read

6. You will be forced to walk for long distance to get a shop

7. No hot shower. You will have to use basins to take a shower. Also, there are no washing machines

8. Most people who stay in rural areas take a shower in the afternoon after work. You will have to follow their routine.