I love the internets for such bizarre stories. 

I was recently minding my own business, surfing the internets when I came across a rather interesting story told by a man who was regaling all who cared to listen to his ballad about his cousin.

The man in question chose Twitter as his medium and he sung a song about his cousin who is a mother of 2 by two different deadbeat men (I didn't say the story was about a Physics Nobel Prize nominee). The lady in question was approached by an older gentleman whom we shall henceforth refer to as "Zaddy" who knew wanted some TLC from a PYT -some tender loving care from a pretty young thing.

She found out she was dating her father when... You know what, let me let her cousin tell the tale: