A few months ago President Uhuru launched the SGR leaving Kenyans mesmerized. More than 400,000 people have travelled using SGR.

Kenyans pay Sh700 for economy class and Sh3,000 for first class.

Well, for Nairobians and watu wa bara, who are yet to travel using SGR, here are the things you shouldn't do...

1. There are no cheap food. Kama huna pesa kula tuu hewa naumeze mate utashiba

2.  Sprite and bananas is a NO! We're not ready to see a grown-up man throw up before our kids

3. Be courteous. Treat other passengers with respect

4. Don't eat as if the world is coming to an end!

5. Stop shouting and sleep hadi ufike.

6. Jua kiti yako ni gani SGR sio matatu.

7. Empty bowels zako home usiende kunukisha train.

8. If your shoes smell kindly vaa sandals.

9. Njugu karanga sio ten bob beba pesa mob ya kununua snacks.