Sexy Jubilee Aspirant Releases Most Seductive Poster Kenyans Have Ever Seen (TAFUTA VASELINE UKIENDEA KURA)

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

I just came across the poster of a lass who seems to be an aspiring politician and I must say, her hotpants are such a compelling policy argument that I think I will be voting her into the position of women's rep!

In truth, perhaps I am swayed by her political disposition (read lithe physique) because I have an inclination towards such politics as opposed to capitalism or communism. I truly feel she has alot to offer our national politics. I would love to see her debate wherever these many women's reps debate.

Kenyan politicians do nothing anyway, we might aswell vote in one that ATLEAST looks good on camera. Check her out and enjoy:

Now you have the job of figuring out whether or not this was a satirical piece.