I must say that having been here on several different occasions, i have been rather shocked at just how popular a clande destination this is. Granted, the mistresses are the ones who choose this spot, but it does betray a lack of imagination.

Or perhaps it's because this is the one joint where they are bound to be recognized without any shame being cast their way. Whatever the case may be, ladies allow me to tell you where your men take their mistresses while in Nairobi:

Best Western is where all the new millenial yuppies troop. So what better place to show off your sponsor than here?

When I was last there, what I saw was rather interesting, old men with young lasses. What made the sight even more comical is the fact that these old men were trying as hard as they could to dress young and hip while their dates were clad in the shortest mitumba THANK GOD FOR GIKOMBA!