Revealed: This Is Where Kenyas Top CEOs and Politicians Take Their Mistresses And Clandes pt 2

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Lifestyle

Two weeks ago i revealed where most Kenyan politicians and senior CEOs whisk away their clandestine lovers to and now it's that time of the week when I introduce to you yet another place where if you -as a man- heard that your wife had been invited by some Mheshimiwa to you would actually offer to drive her there and ask her to take pictures of the view for you.

You know the type of places where you and I cannot afford to pay for the free water at? Aye. And before you start to tell me you are a millionaire, hawa watu hapana tambua! Here you must be a dollar millionaire to enjoy the services.

Which place is this I am yammering on about like a dithering idiot? None other than Sirari House. To call it  an exclusive lodhe is to do it a diservice. It is one of the most exclusive lodges in the land. Situated in Laikipia, it offers access to some Kenya’s natural attractions; Mt Kenya, Lake Bogoria and the Rift Valley.

It costs a roughly Sh4.3 million  a week for you and your clandestine lover to enjoy stolen moments in paradise and trust that not even a MCA or senator can afford this one.

It is mostly accessed by flight, 50 minutes from Nairobi and upon landing you will be driven for 30 minutes for you access the lodge. The minimum stay is three nights and the house is available for booking all year round.

Honestly, this is one place where if your wife gets invited to, even you as a man would be cross if she refused to respond to respond to her lovers command of panua paja, mkwaju waja.

I would actually be proud and I'd take it as a compliment if some politician took my woman here. I would consider it a sign that I have good taste.

From here on out, it gets interesting as we begin to showcase the actual love shacks politicians have rented for their clandestine lovers a.k.a mistresses