Revealed! This Is Why Kenyan Socialites Are Afraid Of Giving Birth

Piece by: Caren Nyota
Lifestyle

Kenyan socialites are well-known trendsetters in that category of the showbiz industry. They lead as the rest from other parts of the continent follow. However it may seem peculiar that the Kenyan brigade is yet to prove that it is made up of real women. Unlike their counterparts from Tanzania and Uganda who are happily married with children, we are yet to see a single Kenyan socialite who is a mum.

Does it mean that they are afraid of motherhood, or is that they are too young to start a family? Well, with the help of my colleagues, we have come up with the most plausible reasons why Kenyan socialites are afraid of having children.

1. They are afraid of losing their sexy figures

There is always a notion that when a woman gives birth, she gains weight hence losing her "original" figure but this is not true. Kenyan socialites are known to have worked so hard to gain the sexy figures that they now flaunt. They spend more time and money in the gym and in buying slimming products just to maintain that sexy figures, and that's why they are not in a hurry to get married. Endelea kuchunga figure!

2. Lack of responsibility

Socialites are too busy to have a family. They are always globe-trotting and have no time to settle down. If she doesn't have time for her parents, what about a baby? The socialites industry is all about making money, and if you give birth, then you won't have the time to earn.

3. They fear they will lack 'sponsors'

No sponsor will want to take care of your child. His work is just to pay your bills and get his 'portion" in return. And no socialite is ready to miss out on the sponsor goodies in the name of taking care of a child. Tanzanian socialite Zari Hassan finally settled down with her new husband, but her Kenyan counterparts seem not to be ready for such commitments.

4. They are afraid of giving back

Kenyan socialites are well known for their expensive lifestyles. They are always YOLOing, and getting 'old' after birth is a rather scary prospect to them. Do they imagine that they will stay young forever? Zari, Kim Kardashian, Hamisa Mobeto all have given birth, but they still look sexy, Kwani wewe ni gold? Continue having fun, age will still catch up with you, you won't remain young forever!