#3. Learn to manscape
No woman likes the taste of man fur in her mouth. Think about it. You have been couped up in your boxers all day or worse, your “sambusa” and then you expect to have some fun? How? That is cruel and unusual punishment. What type of flavour were you working on saving up the whole day? Bleurgh!
Manscaping is not for wimps. And if you think so, you are the reason I was (for a time) very successful at hunting married women.