- Nimeacha kukunywa. This is said after having a night of endless KC Coconut mzingas in 2017. Nani alisema ukunywe kama hukunywi maji?
- Nitaanza kusoma bible. When you feel guilty of all your 2017 sins.
- This year nitaoa. 2017 was a year of pregnancy scares.
- I'll start going to the gym. Kitambi kimeanza kutokea.
- Nitajenga ocha. Hahah... make your parents proud. Finally!
- Nitapata kapromotion. Hii kulewa yako ya Sunday haitafanya upate promotion.
- Nitaongeza avocado kwa diet. Kachumbari is the only healthy vegetables you usually have.
- Lazima nipeleke ile sides hustle to the next level. Every Kenyan has a side hustle.
- Madem nimeacha. After losing your money entertaining them.
- Lazima nipate mtoi. When you realize that you are now getting old.
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