Last week we held a poll to find out whether our readers could go for 11 years without having lungula, like Prophetess Monica claimed she did.
The overwhelming response from our audience was that they could do it, which I will not lie, shocked me. 67% of the respondents said that they could do it! The screenshot of the result is below:
We were also able to get written responses from our users. Some are below:
-Aaai, lol haiweziiiii!!!!
-Not possible for ladies, nunu itafungana kabisa.
-No…I can’t breathe without the fvcking d1ck..
-If you are not copulating, you are masturbating…either of the two.
-No…coz I loved1cks.
-No…its like oxygen I can’t survive it…every second I think about having it.
-Yes..s3x is not antibiotics….You can live without it…Ama
-Very possible, some of us have stayed for more than 20 years as long as you genuinely pray to Christ and be busy.
-Mimi, not even two days. sidai kifafa na cancer ya p* Hata nuns na priests walisema they are tayad.
-Since August 2013, Damn possible.
-No, no, no. Two weeks pekee I feel like I should call for a press conference because of starvation, I just can’t help.
-I mean, yeah it’s possible. I’ve already done 18 going on19 so yeah. One can do without.
-On my 5th year.
-Yes…Why? Cause men are trash.
-If you are a virgin or are too busy making money.
-WTF, I can’t even for a month.
-Am I mad? Even a month I can’t. My walls and throat need to be tickled on a daily basis.
-No, even scientific research says so.
-Yes, considering how them hormones work.
-Yes, It’s all in the mind.
-Just call me abnormal. Even 1 will be a miracle.
-How now…Vile me hukuwa horny before and after periods.
-Yes. Kwani ni daily bread or meal.
-On my third month.
-No, its unexplainable.
-Hio ni mingi unless in that world there are no men.
-On my 3rd week and it’s like a century ago.
-Hell yeah. There comes a time when random s3x with random dudes does not excite you anymore.
-Yes, It starts in the mind. You can achieve it if you want it.
-Wah! Ngori Haiwez mek. Mimi 2 weeks max na hiyo nikama 20 years ya masturbation.
-No, hiyo kitu itafungana!
-I had 6 months and I thought I had made it in life.
-11 minutes. Maybe that.
-Yes, it is possible. 4 years down the line.
-What sought of joke is this, kwa wiki lazima mara kama 3, so multiply by 11 years.
-No, its not righteous in front of the most high.
-Hell noooo. S3x is life.
-Am on my 18th month and I am almost losing it.
-No, even a week was a problem for me. Coz its s3x, alaa.
-Yes, because it isn’t what life is about.
-Yes, I did it for 23 years.
-11 years. Kwani mjulubeng ilikatwa!
Answers from Twitter are below:
Is it possible for you to stay for 11 years without lungula like Prophetess Monica did? If yes/no, why? pic.twitter.com/XXb43mRFee
— Mpasho News (@MpashoNews) April 5, 2019
Answers from Facebook are below:
Is it possible for you to stay for 11 years without lungula like Prophetess Monica did? If yes/no, why?