And there she sat thinking the last man she met was the poo and the pee. I guess she has finally accepted she's wrong. That won't stop her from searching though.

And she has decided to share with us what it would take to date her rather than let us grope about in the dark. She has decided that perhaps giving a helping hand will in the long term turn out to be her helping herself out. Especially given that she's now hit the wall... Google what that means.

And still her standards are unbelievably high. She want a man who is... Let me take it back to her words. And what she said she wants is: