Random thoughts: The people that Kenyan men will never cheat on

Piece by: Random Like Arum
Lifestyle

“Kenyan men are the most faithful in the world” – Nobel peace prize winner.

It's true, Kenyan men don’t cheat. Who are the people that Kenyan men are the most faithful to?

  1. Mayai boiro guy. After the average Kenyan man leaves the club, he goes for mayai boiro nd smokie. In this cholera risk days, it is important for all of us to get a mayai boiro guy
  2. Mtura guy. There are those days when you are just hungry and need to have ‘pre-supper’. Or if you are a bachelor, there are those days that you don’t feel like cooking. Your mtura guy is sometimes the difference between you waking up happy and waking up hungry. Stay loyal to that local mtura guy. He is very important in your life
  3. Barber. Cheating on your barber has negative consequences. It can make the difference between you closing a deal and you missing out on a huge one . Ever heard people say “Huyo ako na pesa lakini hajui kuchagua kinyozi…….”
  4. Kibanda. No matter where you go to, stay loyal to your kibanda. Studies suggest that our stomach linings adapt to the chapatti we are most fond of. Don’t change your kibanda, you will ruin your stomach. Also, Villa Rosa Kibandaski has the best chapattis
  5. Fruits lady. As you get older, you realize the importance of fruits in your life. It is now an important skill for all Kenyan men to identify a fruit lady who will keep them healthy
  6. Safaricom. You have no option, you have to use M-Pesa
  7. Mtumba guy. Lets face it, clothes from shops are sometimes pricey and its now possible to look good on a budget. Get a mtumba guy today and tell your friends “Hii underwear imetoka London”