Fisi ni fisi tu! A fisi can be knocked down by a mkokoteni while gazing at a sexy woman passing-by. A fisi will follow a super hot woman, not on Twitter, but from the bus stage in Muthurwa, across the city centre and all the way to Hurligham; on foot.
While at it, the fisi will drool on the woman’s killer figure, fantasize on her posterior, and day-dream that he’s suckling her shapely titties with pointed nipples that are threatening to tear off the bra.
All along, one of the fisi’s hands, mostly the left one, will be tucked in his pocket. DON’T ask me why! That’s a random schedule for a random fisi in Nairobi city.
I have been in a company of a few #TeamMafisi members and eavesdropped on some of their conversations. Ladies, Mafisi are always discussing you! They are always throwing names around of the women they would love to prey on.