Huddah Monroe was excited to tell everone who cared to listen that she had scored a footballer. Seems she has a shorter memory than a garden lizard somewhere in Moyale.She animatedly spoke of how they are close to the point of walking down the aisle and I for one was eager to see this happen. She has been winning for far too long and from what I have seen of celebrity marriages I couldnae wait to see her miserable.

perhaps we should have known things were going awry in paradise when she started talking about some man she had interacted with who had a huge cucumber -she spoke a little too animatedly for comfort...

Yeah, we should have known my favourite trollop wouldnae make it down the aisle just yet, she still has too much living to do and she seems to just be getting to her peak.

But still, I was sad to see what is happening given she seemed to have something beautiful with her footballer beau...

But all good things must come to an end. Let us get to the next page to see the man she has been cheating on and the young pretty boy she has been cheating with.

I would like to introduce you to the guy who Huddah had professed so much love for - to the point the sucker nearly wifed her:

His name is Diafra Sakho and things got so heavy that they started following each other on social media... Youngins understand.

Yeah well, that was then. She hit the F5 key and kept things fresh:

Is it sad that I am dancing way over here?