Cyprian Nyakundi

Cyrprian Nyakundi has his detractors in Kenya for what some may consider his polarizing viewpoints. He is considered a misogynist by some, a provocateur by others and other still, a champion of boy-child rights.

Cyprian Nyakundi
A side of Cyprian rarely seen

And in the past, he has had issues with a certain large telecoms giant and also with different female celebrities like Adelle and Lilian Muli.

But for those who thought that the boy-child president was just a contrarian and a hate spewer, then you will be shocked. He actually said something positive about someone else and yes it involved a woman.

Cyprian Nyakundi
Cyprian Nyakundi in jail

Cyprian had some nice things to say about Dennis Itumbi, words that will shock even his staunchest critics. Itumbi had posted a sage tweet to Jacque Maribe’s son Zahari that is below:

Itumbi message
Itumbi message

Itumbi speaks aout Zahari’s mother and describes her as being a selfless person and that his mother loved him dearly. Nyakundi as is his norm decided to write an article about the Itumbi’s tweet.

Dennis Itumbi
Dennis Itumbi

This tweet is what Cyprian uses as his the fuel to praise Itumbi. The summary of his letter is that Itumbi is a true friend and that Itumbi is a focused and has a future that will not be messed by Nairobi socialites.

Nyakundi wrote:

I’m sure Jacque Maribe has many friends, followers, fans and the likes. But when sh*t hits the fan, you’ll notice that number drastically reduce to almost zero. Because Kenya is fake. Nairobi especially has the fakest people in this world.

Only Dennis Itumbi has never been shy of defending her publicly. Her baby-daddy Eric Omondi has gone MIA, probably fearing that he will “hurt his brand” should he openly be seen associating with her.

And that’s Nairobi for you fellow Kenyans. Don’t confuse bar associations with real/solid networks. Nairobi is just full of leeches who gravitate around successful individuals. If you want to remain steady and focused, you have to shun these characters who only look for you when things are OK.

Dennis Itumbi has given us lessons on how to navigate the tricky Nairobi social-scene. Ladies especially are easily carried away by grand gestures from shadowy characters like Nigerians and the likes, people who can never identify with our struggles here in Kenya.

It’s incumbent upon everyone to know whom to share your time with. Do they add value to your lives or you just drink together? Do you feel any sort of growth/improvement when you’re around him or her or you are just glorified fuck-buddies masquerading as a couple?

A recent Q & A by Anerlisa was revealing about her skewed life choices and affinity to vanity. She was asked by a lady if it’s okay to send a guy money, something she categorically said “No”. But why should other ladies bear the burden of her poor life choices and being a poor judge of character?

Joe vs Itumbi meme
Joe vs Itumbi meme

If you’re looking for an eye-candy dude, one to show off to your girlfriends so as to boost your ego/self-esteem, they are a dime a dozen.

Comparing Dennis Itumbi with Jowie Irungu, you can see what Maribe’s priorities are. Skewed. She was better off with Itumbi who looks like he is focused and has a future. This other dude is just a life-ist who is just enjoying life.

Dennis Itumbi greets Jowie
Dennis Itumbi greets Jowie in court

So choose wisely people. This life there’s no rehearsal.

There you have it people, Cyprian brandishing some pearls.

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