God created a woman so that she can be a man’s companion. He then ordered them to multiply.

Well, when it comes to bedroom matters, no one humbles themselves more than a ‘thirsty’ man. He will use all tricks and sweet words just to bed a woman.

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And Kenyan men are always creative when it comes to begging for sex and here are some of the funny lines they use to ask for the cookie jar.

  1. Funga leso tucheze chakacha

2. Naomba unifungulie server

3. Nipatie ile kitu inamesa mwenzake

4. Delete ua clothes I wanna log in

5. Tuingie Canaan

6. Nataka kutumbukiza kura yangu ndani ya debe yako

7. I want ur migingo

8.  Kamoja tuu

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9. Mkulima wa jembe moja na ndoo mbili za maji anataka kulima shamba

10.Njoo usafishe bunduki

11. Acha ni log in

12. Nataka kuruka steeplechase

13.Hiyo njia ya mtoi aje

14. Tusome katiba

15. Hebu nikupige duster

16. Bae changamka Leo

17. Si leo katambe ama?

18.Grant me Visa to thighland

19. Baby, can I beat you with my WANGWE?

20. It’s very  cold

 

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