Why You Should Never Date A Kenyan Girl Younger Than 19 Years

Piece by: Harun Momanyi
Lifestyle

Dating a 19-year-old is not only social suicide but also a sign that you blew it off the moment you made such a decision. This is exactly what former Apple, Inc. CEO Steve Jobs said about the stylus.

"Who wants a stylus?" he asked launching the iPhone in 2007."You have to get 'em, put 'em away, you lose 'em, yuck. Nobody wants a stylus." During another presentation, he said, "If you see a stylus, they blew it."

Just like that example was laughable, dating a 19-year old (and below) in Kenya (and anywhere in the word i believe) is not only illegal but also disastrous. Thank me later for this important insight. Here are 5 reasons why you should not date such a girl. Instead, go for a mature lady.

1. They're still growing up

At this age, these girls have just been through their adolescence and are rediscovering their purpose other than looking good, primarily for potential boys who will hit on them. They're not emotionally intelligent such that when you clash, you'll have to 'bembeleza' them so that they understand your point of view. Here's what she will tell you when you are tired of her and want to break up;

2. They are not goal oriented

Most of these girls are all about having fun and are not in for long term goals in a relationship. Bro, if you are looking for a long term companion, go for a woman of substance; they do not have to be working class. You'll know if she is goal oriented by use of a simple metric; can she generate a sensible conversation? Is her thinking limited to having fun as much as possible (with your money)? If so, don't waste no time. You only have a second in the existence of the universe.

Click next to see the disastrous characters in these girls >>

3. They're still discovering themselves

Some of them are still getting a bearing of where they would want to be in life. They don't know what exactly to pursue in terms of education - let alone career. You'll only get yourself into a mess when you try to invest your time in such a girl. I mean, why not let her discover herself and then court her later on? DO NOT take the risk of being the 'life saver' because sooner or later she will get bored with your approach of courting her (showing her the meaning of life and all) because you'll simply weep yourself to death. She will leave you and treat you like you never existed. They're dumb, trust me.

4. They are the ultimate time wasters

As I said earlier, these girls are still growing up. They are on the verge of joining campus. Since they just cleared high school, they see it as a transitional phase they will never ever have again. They use it to explore as many 'dating options' as possible. Psychologically, they are not stable enough to focus on one man. You'll soon realize that their phone book if full of boys in her age-range and they are all hitting on her. Simply DO NOT waste your energy on them. Not even money can save you.

It's a wrap! Click next to know what will get yourself into if you date a < 19 year old >>

5, You'll be baby sitting

You should learn from rapper Tyga. This guy has been under fire for 'baby sitting.' If you don't believe me, see this mean meme that someone made with the ultimate intention of cyberbullying him.

Yep, do not be a victim of social humiliation. If you decide to take this path, you'll only lead a relationship devoid of direction and full of painful apathy. Now that you've read this, you know what not to go for ;)