Honestly speaking, it's becoming troublesome everyday for men to find natural ladies in Nairobi. Well, I do understand that sometimes you need to put on some makeup to slay it, but there are some Nairobi ladies who are doing it way too much.

Everyone wears make-up, even tried it once and he looked really terrible in it. There's a very big difference between applying make-up and "creating yourself anew".

On Sunday, I had the privilege of meeting a young lady who was approximately 70% fake just like those Chinese Nokias.

Let's start from top to bottom; Just like any other Nairobi woman, this "beautiful" lass had weave on, she had contact lenses(not sure if she has an eye problem though), of course extreme make-up that made her look white, waist cincher, huge fake boobs and bottom. I'm sure there's a lot that we actually can't see.

By now at least you have a picture of the kind of lady I'm talking about. Now my problem is, these are the kind of women who claim they have standards and by the way, they can't date a kawaida man.

Now imagine you pick up this kind of a woman, then after popping those expensive bottles at the club, she agrees to go home with you. Of course, she can't sleep with some of those things, so she goes to the bathroom to take them off. At this point, you're probably on WhatsApp bragging to your boys how you've angukiad a 10 over 10.

She comes back from the bathroom and switches off the lights before you see her. Since you're in a hurry to get down to business, you don't really care until that point where you start feeling that the bottom is actually as flat as yours and the boobs are weirdly softer. That's when you realise uliuziwa mbuzi ikiwa ndani ya gunia. 

Even though most of these Nairobi lasses are living a fake life because of peer pressure, some of them have a serious problem of low self-esteem. Gentlemen, please love them even if their bums are as flat as a pancake.

What would you do if you woke up and found she's completely different from what you saw? Leave your interesting comments below.