His Excellency Hon Robert Mugabe, the President of the Republic of Zimbabwe is one of the most popular Heads of State in the world. Being one of the longest serving Presidents in Africa, Mugabe has managed to gain both ardent fans and haters across the globe. Popularly referred to as Uncle Bob, he is often trolled on social media with people going to the extent of mocking him by creating meme's, with the famous Mugabe "quotes" touching on relationships, women and even men.

Well, below is a compilation of hilarious quotes by President Robert Mugabe on women; go through;

1. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who texts you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.

2. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece of hair from her weave to give to the witch doctor, either an innocent Brazilian woman goes mad or a factory in China catches fire.

3. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a Canopy.

4. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.

5. If she's no longer uploading pics then she's pregnant.

6. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

7. Some of todays modern girls can't even jog for 5 minutes, but they expect a guy to last for 2 hours in bed? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

CLICK NEXT PAGE TO SEE MORE HILARIOUS QUOTES BY MUGABE

8. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

9. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.

10. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

11. Some girls don'’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.

12. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real.

13. If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before, just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.

14.  My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

15.Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most.

16.