Betty and Joho
Betty and Joho

Last week the nation was engulfed with new information about the Betty Kyallo, Denis Okari and Ali Hassan Joho triumvirate.

Betty, Joho and Okari
Betty, Joho and Okari

The relationship between Joho and Betty was revealed in all its gory glory with many in shock at what had transpired. Don’t forget that it had been posited out over the years as the reason the Betty and Denis marriage did not last.

Betty Kyalo and Dennis Okari
With her former hubby Dennis Okari

But as the Betty and Joho had been mum about the relationship all we had  was speculation that the two had been together. But after the tabloid the Nairobian came out last week to reveal the explosive and intimate details about their relationship, we can now put the theory to rest as it is now fact. Ama?

Joho getting into Betty’s heart and some other places(wink wink) brings up the question, which other men in this country of ours can get your woman easily and without much fuss.

Yaani, when these men lay eyes on your bae, as a man you know she is gone. Gone where? Into another man’s arms. These men like Joho have the charm, money, charisma and power to get any woman intoxicated with them.

Ali Hassan Joho
Ali Hassan Joho

Power they say is the ultimate aphrodisiac. This list is hypothetical. They are:

Francis Atwoli

The man who has had as many wives as some prominent men in the bible, was the toast of the town last month with revelations about his new wife. This is the Godfather of Mr. Steal your girl.

Mary Kilobi and Atwoli
Mary Kilobi and Atwoli

The unsubstantiated allegations are that Mary Kilobi was another man’s wife. How about that? The wealth and charm of the COTU secretary general are not things to frowned upon. Ask his many wives.

Idris Sultan

The Tanzanian actor and comedian and radio host who won the Big Brother Africa-Hotshots in 2014 makes women get wet when he gets into a room. Maybe it is his boyish good looks or his height that makes the women go gaga.

Idris Sultan
Idris Sultan

But he does radiate that easy and care-free attitude that gets the women drooling.

Najeeb Balala

The cabinet minister responsible for the country’s Wildlife might not be doing the best job at the moment but one thing that he is still supreme at is his elegant style.

Najib Balala
Najib Balala at a past event

The man is immaculate in his fashion sense and dressing. Even his arrogance when in shit is attractive to women. Don’t be so shocked at that last statement. According to studies arrogance is one of the most attractive traits to women.

Shariff Naseer

The Mvita MP underwent a thorough transformation when he lost a lot of weight last year. He shared his weight loss journey  with before and after photos on Instagram last year.

Shariff Naseer
Shariff Naseer before and after

The resulting good looks have made many women take a second glance at him. And add on to that the power and money that comes from being a politician. A young slay queens dream.

Shariff Naseer

Jomo Gecaga

The man is the baby daddy of Ann Kiguta’s twins.

Anne Kiguta and Jomo Gecaga

Jomo Gecaga with the tweins
Jomo Gecaga with the tweins

He is also rumoured to be seeing prominent and very pretty socialite Lola Hannigan.

Lola Hannigan
Lola Hannigan

 

The man has everything you need to do well with women in Kenya. You can say he has more “money than God.”

Additional mentions can be Ababu Namwamba. Ama?

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