Uncle Chim Tuna is going to speak. So shut up, tuck yourselves in and listen. Mafeelings pelekeni kwa choo.

I love Kenya!

Why? Because Kenyan women are very attractive. But there are some tribes that have hotter women than others. Some tribes actually only seem to produce women who can only described as handsome.

You know the type -they look like the back of your father’s very hairy knees.

I have a compiled a list of the tribes that produce the hottest lasses and if you would be so kind as to go through it, no really, given how much time went into organizing this piece I would defecate broken bottles if you didn’t go through the list!

Somalis

Kalenjins

Kisiis

Luos

Go to the next page for the rest of the beauties and to vote!

Kikuyus

Kambas

Maasais