I have a source at Nation Media Group. That is what it is. And my source called me up with a totally tantalizing tip to be run as soon as possible and who better to get to break a good, well put together story than the Mpasho team?

Anyway, my source called me up at 5:30 am to gloat more than to give me a tip but I listened patiently for what they had to say. And this was it:

"Chim! Good morning! I want to completely make your morning with an exclusive. We are raiding Radio Jambo for it's fastest rising star! We have made a bid for Bramwell Mwololo and Teacher Wanjiku! Actually, they should have their contracts by the end of the day today."

"How did you manage that?" asked I

"Boss, we are Nation, we bid double of what Bramwell is currently getting!"

So I made my way over to Bramwell, pulled him aside and asked for a comment. He had this to say:

"Bwana Mpasho, I have a sore throat."