Avril is back on the market and not a moment too soon! I know I sound like I am rejoicing at this news BUT that is because I am.

So where were we? Yeah, I was expressing my joy at the fact that Aphrodite's own, the sex bombshell that graces the earth Avril is finally single. I am thinking of putting on my bid actually.

Anyway, when we first broke word of the fact that the pair seemed to be struggling with some issues, it was back in February when the chap, Muga opted to spend the day with former BBA winner Dillish Matthews, guys thought we were tripping.

And it got so, that Bwana Muga had to comment on the matter:

So what exactly could have precipitated the issues to the point where breaking off the engagement was the only way to stay dry? Well, we had suspected that something was amiss because the last time Bwana Muga had posted a photo of Avril on his social media accounts was 31 weeks ago as of last Thursday (we had been holding onto this story for a week).

And the last time they were together, this was the photo posted:

Let us get to the next page where we will have Avril tell us on video why she dumped Muga like a mug of rancid porridge. Why she kicked him like Beckham. She she no longer allows him to tackle her like Humphrey Khayange!

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