Mapenzi Ya Kufa Kuzikana: 5 Reasons Why Jaguar Took The Blame For Killing Two Motorists

Piece by: Uncle Chim Tuna
Entertainment

Yesterday, the day came to an end with a developing story that Jaguar's car had been involved in an accident. You can read more on that here:

But away from that, eyewitness reports have it that a woman was actually the driver of the car that was involved in an accident -even though the car is Jaguar's car was involved, he wasn't driving it at the time.

That the raises the question of why Jaguar is taking responsibility for the accident. Because if indeed it is proved that he wasn't the one driving the Range Rover when it got involved in the accident then he can be charged with obstruction of justice. But I am not a lawyer, I write gossip for a living.

We have however come up with 5 plausible reasons why Jaguar is taking responsibility for the accident. Check them out and let us know what you think:

a) He feels untouchable given his proximity to the Presidency

It could be that jaguar knows that because he and the president are close friends, he is "untouchable". He might feel safe from pervasive investigations because he can call on his friend should the heat become too hot to handle.

b) He feels he will get leniency because he is a big star

Perhaps Jaguar feels confident in the knowledge that he is a big star so he can get a pass because the eye-witnesses will go slow on him or recant his testimony.

c) The driver was under the influence

Perhaps he was worried the driver was under the influence. Or he suspected so and he wanted people to focus on him and his antics rather than him.

d) the driver didn't have a driving license

Perhaps the driver didn't have a valid driving license

e) He doesn't want his relationship with the woman exposed

Perhaps Jaguar doesn't want a spotlight shone on his relationship with this woman and so he is trying to obscure any relationship he has with the lass. Perhaps it is a business relationship or perhaps it is a more intimate relationship. Who knows.