Ha! I like seeing fools get what they deserve. If as a man you are inlove and you marry the woman you love rather than run away, you are a fool.

You see, smart men know to love with their heads. As a man, do not get married. But if you must, marry the one with whom you can build and let's face it, you cannot build when your emotions keep clouding your thinking. If you need love, buy a dog.

But this is not about me. It is about this mumu who has never heard of paternity testing. He took to Facebook to try shop for sympathy and advice. This is his tale:

“After 3 years, I discovered that my son, isn’t actually my son. Before I left Nigeria to Dubai, His mother got pregnant in December 2013, and she delivered the baby on 18th of September 2014, after a month, I left Naija.. Then I cam back this year, and went through series of test that confirmed that the boy is not mine,”

And if you are wondering how he looks, here he is:

“Before I left Nigeria, I have caught his mother several times with men, but I kept to myself, after I returned, I called on her to swear to me, and she says No man has ever climbed her. But I know she’s lying, because so many speculations have gone viral on the street, over her wayward life. She also slept with my best friend and co-tenant… damn i was pissed off when i heard this.”

This man needs epert help and I know just the man to help him sniff out more lies: