Kenyans online are always complaining about the state of modern-day relationships. So we at Mpasho.co.ke decided to find out what advice they had received as they navigate the treacherous waters called relationships. 

As usual, the advice was mostly practical, cynical in spirit, while being couched in hilarious anecdotes. Read some of the advice below;

_mwambu_ harakisha ndoa shetani akuoneshe warembo

keith.sanc_music Ukiachwa lia ukisonga kama ambulanceπŸ‘

sleemtim_ Si madame wote wanapenda pesa, others love you how you are, kumbe hii how you are ni another word for moneyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

maloikevin Wachana na wanawake, tafuta pesa kwanza.... Ukiwa successful watajileta πŸ’― hakuna mwanamke anataka mwanaume Hana kakiruuu.

leilah_m2020 Without communication there is no relationship

nairobis.berry kama amejam mpee time atakutext,hawa madem huringa hivyoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ after two days unapata ushakua replacedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

_wangechi_munene Date all of them sisπŸ˜‚

kindabenedict  β€œAchana na wanaume” … the end 

_asanediop Achana na huyo dem brooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

deejayrixx_ke Apana force mtu mzima kukupenda kwanj we ni bangiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

brendahnerima You must be financially independent as a woman for you to be happy, I see the sense now, thank God I followed the advice.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

nancymaina86 Love yourself first. You can’t give what you don’t have.

dveejay_voste Usikimbilie kuoa, ndoa c mteremko

mokua97 Usiwai pea mwanaume pesa.. from my mom and I'm sticking to that policyπŸ˜‚

ambussi_ Ukaichwo unaoga haraka unarudi sokoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

kenya_gal254 Wanaume wote wako ivo then akaongezea ety n maubwa...kutoka iyo siku natafta mwanaume kondooπŸ˜‚

alindabelle To never snoop on a man’s phone!

lynetdicques If you have to call other women to claim your place in his life, he was never yours in the first place.

pinchesp Ukiachwa achikaπŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

kara_njaa A girl loves you under three conditions 1. You have Money so you'll be able to meet her needs 2. You're from a rich family and she probably sees the inheritance money coming your way 3. You're focused and though not rich you got a bright future ahead.

jesine_bossy Watu wamejifunika blanket moja wakanyambiana achana na maneno yao usiingilie

dayanamusau Life is for the living ukiwachwa achika na niendee bae number two the next dayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

david_radier Pambana πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

njerimaina95 He's gonna break your heart 😒😒😒😒

foy_wambui Love isn't built by words but we combine the little we have and help one another to get where she/he wanted to be

i_amchege Never ever trust anyone

ja_dubai_2222 Love her but don’t trust her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

moses_kiema Kuoa ni same na kujishoot kwa kichwa..

naomy_kiplagat "Ukizaa mtoto ukiwa bado mdogo, mtoto atakua very intelligent". Niponge kweli ama nisipongeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

_its.mjukuu Mapenzi tight ka kifuniko ya gas ukilegeza unalipuliwa

magdalinesointa Wachana na yeyeπŸ˜‚

aruwadankevin Always have a backup sio kujiingiza mahali na mguu zote wee utashangaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

faith_ariri Love unconditionallyπŸ™Œ

pazeleanor76 Usipiganie kikojozi ni mingi

kimathifelix_ Kama ni yako wacha iende itarudi ~ Kitu Sewer

_ihoya Wanawake wako na hawatawai kosa.

fredricktindell That love exists but marriage is a scam

asudijuliet Men are always menπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

theonemarto Keep on cheatingπŸ˜‚

anitachristina__ Wanaume si twelve like the disciples of JesusπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

eunicependo_ Everything will be okay πŸ‘Œ

kimani.lema My mom told me you love petite girls what if she balloons when you get married to her?? love her beyond the physical appearance

eli_ule_msee If the money you have can't solve your problems eat that moneyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚en its working

suzzie_blessing Live your own life

ianhaileys Stay on your lane...

gracealvins Don't hold to it. It's not worth it... πŸ’― πŸ’― It turns out it was not worthy

murithi2782 No, it's a complete answer....

cally_odeny Tafadhali wachana na huyo msichana

cyrus.k.cyko "naona muachane tu"πŸ˜‚

_carleb Focus on yourself

shazkatelinn Do the right thing no matter what.

mwasiti_ke Marry your besty.

k.o.s.s.y.y πŸ˜‚Men will embarrass you

tomkiluu Take your time, and don't marry young, chase your dreams and invest while young

polycarphernandez Your wife is not your relative.

ani.taboo before you get married akikisha uko na pesa zako na kazi yako, usitengemee mwanaume

tumururi Take it slow

maringa_ke Trust but prove, an old KGB working principle.

pekymercy You are not young anymore stop choosing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

jamelmureti Hustle bro

fanuhsplendour Drink & drive responsibly.

happysoul1986 From my Mom: Never ever raise your hand to hit your Woman 

Check out the latest news here and you are welcome to join our super exclusive Mpasho Telegram group for all the latest and breaking news in entertainment. We would also like to hear from you, WhatsApp us on +254 736 944935.