Kenyans online are always complaining about the state of modern-day relationships. So we at Mpasho.co.ke decided to find out what advice they had received as they navigate the treacherous waters called relationships.
As usual, the advice was mostly practical, cynical in spirit, while being couched in hilarious anecdotes. Read some of the advice below;
_mwambu_ harakisha ndoa shetani akuoneshe warembo
keith.sanc_music Ukiachwa lia ukisonga kama ambulance๐
sleemtim_ Si madame wote wanapenda pesa, others love you how you are, kumbe hii how you are ni another word for money๐๐๐๐
maloikevin Wachana na wanawake, tafuta pesa kwanza.... Ukiwa successful watajileta ๐ฏ hakuna mwanamke anataka mwanaume Hana kakiruuu.
leilah_m2020 Without communication there is no relationship
nairobis.berry kama amejam mpee time atakutext,hawa madem huringa hivyo๐๐๐ after two days unapata ushakua replaced๐๐
_wangechi_munene Date all of them sis๐
kindabenedict โAchana na wanaumeโ โฆ the end
_asanediop Achana na huyo dem broo๐๐๐๐๐
deejayrixx_ke Apana force mtu mzima kukupenda kwanj we ni bangi๐๐๐
brendahnerima You must be financially independent as a woman for you to be happy, I see the sense now, thank God I followed the advice.๐๐
nancymaina86 Love yourself first. You canโt give what you donโt have.
dveejay_voste Usikimbilie kuoa, ndoa c mteremko
mokua97 Usiwai pea mwanaume pesa.. from my mom and I'm sticking to that policy๐
ambussi_ Ukaichwo unaoga haraka unarudi soko๐๐๐
kenya_gal254 Wanaume wote wako ivo then akaongezea ety n maubwa...kutoka iyo siku natafta mwanaume kondoo๐
alindabelle To never snoop on a manโs phone!
lynetdicques If you have to call other women to claim your place in his life, he was never yours in the first place.
pinchesp Ukiachwa achika๐ฅด๐๐
kara_njaa A girl loves you under three conditions 1. You have Money so you'll be able to meet her needs 2. You're from a rich family and she probably sees the inheritance money coming your way 3. You're focused and though not rich you got a bright future ahead.
jesine_bossy Watu wamejifunika blanket moja wakanyambiana achana na maneno yao usiingilie
dayanamusau Life is for the living ukiwachwa achika na niendee bae number two the next day๐๐๐
david_radier Pambana ๐๐๐๐๐
njerimaina95 He's gonna break your heart ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
foy_wambui Love isn't built by words but we combine the little we have and help one another to get where she/he wanted to be
i_amchege Never ever trust anyone
ja_dubai_2222 Love her but donโt trust her ๐๐
moses_kiema Kuoa ni same na kujishoot kwa kichwa..
naomy_kiplagat "Ukizaa mtoto ukiwa bado mdogo, mtoto atakua very intelligent". Niponge kweli ama nisiponge๐๐๐
_its.mjukuu Mapenzi tight ka kifuniko ya gas ukilegeza unalipuliwa
magdalinesointa Wachana na yeye๐
aruwadankevin Always have a backup sio kujiingiza mahali na mguu zote wee utashanga๐๐
faith_ariri Love unconditionally๐
pazeleanor76 Usipiganie kikojozi ni mingi
kimathifelix_ Kama ni yako wacha iende itarudi ~ Kitu Sewer
_ihoya Wanawake wako na hawatawai kosa.
fredricktindell That love exists but marriage is a scam
asudijuliet Men are always men๐๐
theonemarto Keep on cheating๐
anitachristina__ Wanaume si twelve like the disciples of Jesus๐๐๐๐๐
eunicependo_ Everything will be okay ๐
kimani.lema My mom told me you love petite girls what if she balloons when you get married to her?? love her beyond the physical appearance
eli_ule_msee If the money you have can't solve your problems eat that money๐๐๐๐en its working
suzzie_blessing Live your own life
ianhaileys Stay on your lane...
gracealvins Don't hold to it. It's not worth it... ๐ฏ ๐ฏ It turns out it was not worthy
murithi2782 No, it's a complete answer....
cally_odeny Tafadhali wachana na huyo msichana
cyrus.k.cyko "naona muachane tu"๐
_carleb Focus on yourself
shazkatelinn Do the right thing no matter what.
mwasiti_ke Marry your besty.
k.o.s.s.y.y ๐Men will embarrass you
tomkiluu Take your time, and don't marry young, chase your dreams and invest while young
polycarphernandez Your wife is not your relative.
ani.taboo before you get married akikisha uko na pesa zako na kazi yako, usitengemee mwanaume
tumururi Take it slow
maringa_ke Trust but prove, an old KGB working principle.
pekymercy You are not young anymore stop choosing ๐๐๐
jamelmureti Hustle bro
fanuhsplendour Drink & drive responsibly.
happysoul1986 From my Mom: Never ever raise your hand to hit your Woman
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